I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
There's a naked man in my car right now.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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