Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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