So drunk, too bad you don't want this
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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