worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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