btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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