I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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