If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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