If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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