Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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