Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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