All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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