i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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