u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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