Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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