You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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