her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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