she looked like the bat from fern gully.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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