Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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