Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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