I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
