we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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