We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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