I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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