remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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