I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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