I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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