Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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