you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Threesome in a minivan. New low
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Enjoy the penises
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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