Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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