Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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