I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
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