her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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