Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
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Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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