He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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