I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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