I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
