Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
You may now shotgun with the bride
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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