Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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