Princesses don't give blow jobs
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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