So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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