You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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