You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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