hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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