FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
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Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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