Me too!
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
