Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Can I color on your dick again?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
we should paint friendship bongs
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