He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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