Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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