I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
As shirtless as possible
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Floor bacon is actually really good
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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