How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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