my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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